Tuesday, April 24, 2012

There's a snake in my boot

Dear Boys,
I'm not sure which one of you did it, but I will find out. I will hunt you down...and I will tickle you mercilessly. Because today when I put my Fuggs (Fake Uggs) on in the dark garage I.about.croaked. when I felt a large lump in my left boot. You KNOW I have a totally rational fear of a snake hiding in my shoes.
I flung that sucker across the garage, died a thousand deaths, flipped on the garage light and found the culprit to be a chikfila sauce packet stuffed into the offending boot.
Not ok, guys. NOT ok.

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