Houston, we have mobility

That's right, he's a crawler. Goodbye sticking baby on a beach towel at the pool and knowing he can't go anywhere. Goodbye baby sitting for a half hour in the same spot playing blocks. Essentially, goodbye world. Seriously Mom, why won't you just get that toy for me?

O wait! I forgot I can do it myself.

You are no longer needed Mother. Kindly let yourself out.

I wear many hats in this family, go ahead and throw this new skill on my resume.